More Christmas Laughs


  1. How do you know when Santa’s around? You can always sense his presents.
  2. Why does Santa always enter through the chimney? Because it soots him.
  3. What kind of bug hates Christmas? A humbug.
  4. Name the child’s favorite Christmas king? A stocking.
  5. What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus? Claus-trophobic.
  6. Where does Santa put his suit after Christmas? In the CLAUS-et (closet).
  7. What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire? Frostbite.